January 2011
Jan 23rd
I'm too proud of this bon mot...
Emma: What's the name of that girl he's seeing now?
Me: Helen Keller?
Jan 22nd
Jan 21st
If
I ever stop finding fart noises funny, just take me out back and shoot me…  I’m already dead
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
Jan 19th
Do want →
Jan 18th
Jan 15th
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Ahem
Make that Joseph Decreux…
Jan 13th
Just gonna say
I bladdy lav all these pictures of the old fashioned guy (pardon my ignorance) saying things in old fashionedy dialect… Bladdy BRILLIANT
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
Jan 11th
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Alaska from DFTBA Vol. 1 just came on shuffle
what are you trying to do to me iTunes? :’(
Jan 10th
“…launched the careers of its six lead actors who had previously been known...”
– Oh no I didn’t
Jan 8th
“Fox news with its presenters such as capitalist fucktard Glenn Beck and the blinkered cunt Bill O’Reilly…” This essay is going to need some serious editing…
Jan 6th
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