UGH Fred and Carrie and then the goodnights
If you were stranded on the side of the road at 3 AM, which co-star would you call to come and pick you up?
Zooey: Probably Jake Johnson because he would think it was funny. I think he would find the whole thing an adventure so he wouldn’t feel as bad. I think he’d pick me up.
Jake: Zooey is the most reliable. I’d call Zooey. And guess what? Zooey said you, too! She said me?! That’s pretty cool. No way! Wow.
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Amy did the Amy tap?!?
Shut up, you’re crying!!!
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Jennifer Garner’s cameo during Ben Affleck’s SNL monologue - 5/18/13
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come on everyone thought that at least for a moment!
it’s been alright, i’ve had a lovely night with you
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I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
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So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant
- Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
- Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
- Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
- Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
- Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
- Little girl: *shakes head*
- Me: Ron? Harry?
- Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
- Me: Uh.
- Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
- Me: That's...fun too.
Cocktails Inspired by Arrested Development (Stop Motion)
I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekhov’s point of view.
The title would be THIS IS NOT MY JOB! and it would just be two hours of Chekhov running around the warp core with his little goggles as everything goes to shit all around him.
